Kaylee: "So, what happened? Was there a terrible brawl?"

Zoe: "Oddly enough, there was."

Wash: "Are you getting my wife into trouble?"

Mal: "What? I didn't start it! I just wanted a quiet drink."

Zoe: "Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an
Alliance-friendly bar come U-Day, looking for a quiet drink."

Mal: "See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid
and crotchety. It breaks the heart."
				--Episode #2, "The Train Job"